you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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