Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Randomize
