I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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