Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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