O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
