He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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