Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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