I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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