So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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