if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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