omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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