If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He did a backflip because drugs
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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