we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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