Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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