id be glad to
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
When are your genitals available?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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