I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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