i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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