Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Two words: nipple clamps
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