you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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