In the future we'll all be gay
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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