So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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