i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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