bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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