just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
God I need to hump something, right now.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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