The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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