So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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