My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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