Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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