if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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