Whoa Z and x make the same sound
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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