remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
