That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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