Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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