I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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