halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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