i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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