In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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