They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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