What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
it's like iHOP with fire
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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