So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
