so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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