In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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