11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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