What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you traded sex for a burrito?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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