Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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