You're my little dorito
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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