Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
