May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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