Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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