Its about making memories worth repressing
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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