Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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