i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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