I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Floor bacon is actually really good
My life is pants optional.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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